Ladies and Gents, here is your 2008 Hottest, Sexiest, Most Desirable woman of all the land-Marisa Miller. I can’t argue with the choice. She is absolutely beautiful and sexy. Only complaint I have is she isn’t wearing a bikini. Minor detail. Here is Marisa Miller at the Maxim Hot 100 party.

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Now that’s what I call a dress! Eva Herzigova showed up to the Cannes Film Festival wearing, what I think, the best dress I’ve ever seen. Not that the dress looks espcially good or reveals a lot. but it gives you a little bit of everything you want to see in a gorgeous woman fully clothed. You get to see Eva’s cleavage, sexy neckline, tight little ass, and awesome legs. Usually you get one or a couple views, but not the whole package. And she pulls this off looking very elegant, not slutty looking at all. Take note ladies, this is how you should dress for fancy occasions.

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Victoria Silvstedt showed up at the Cannes Film Festival doing what she does best- looking sexy and showing off her body. Mission accomplished. However Victoria does looks like she’s wearing too much make-up. Borderlining on Joker status if you ask me. But there’s no denying she has a great rack. You just need to ease up on the clown face honey.

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The only other Indiana I know wears a hat carries a whip. Here’s a new face for most of you. Here’s Indiana Evans. She’s an Australian actress and model. Nice young lady huh? Now don’t get too carried away. She turns 18 on July 27, not that long from now. Let the countdown begin.

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Damn son! What the hell happened to Mike Tyson? Looks like he’s been sitting around all day, eating nachos, and playing his own video game Punch-Out. Sad to see this. He had such a bright future. I thought Hooked on Phonics worked for him. And I can’t believe that girl is sitting on his lap. Doesn’t she know that he smells fear? She must of given him a cow as a sacrifice first.

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It doesn’t matter what Keeley Hazell wears, or doesn’t wear, the girl looks sexy. Here’s Keeley at yet another award show looking incredible. I’d still rather have her naked in my bed, but having her on the red carpet flashing her “I want to F you” eyes isn’t bad either.

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Christina Ricci- Hot or Not? on 205th

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Photoshopping the Eastern Conference Finals Cuzoogle

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Top 10 Drunks…err Gentlemen of All Time Mick Landers

Bikini Alert! Jessica Simpson is on Vacation The Beer Goggler

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It’s official. Minka Kelly is one of the most beautiful women in the world. She has a real natural beauty about her. Great smile. Hypnotizing eyes. Did I mention she has one kick ass body? Here’s Minka at the Fifi Awards show. Don’t know what Fifi means. Poodle show? Who cares when Minka brings that kind of cleavage.

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Three of the most beautiful women together having fun and looking sexy? I guess dreams can come true. Here’s Karolina Kurkova, Gisele Bundchen, and Adriana Lima all together at a Victoria’s Secret launch party in New York. Not sure when these pictures were taken, but I don’t care. All I know is I feel very happy and warm. Excuse me while I go to the bathroom. I need a shower.

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Blake Lively has quickly risen on my list of girls to watch for. What a great body she has. Here are some candid shots of Blake in her bikini and her douche boyfriend in Mexico. In the pictures it seems like they are really preoccupied with her ass. A lot of attention is being made to it. And to that I say bravo! Take care of your money maker Blake. It tends to sag with age.

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Here’s more of what you love. Photobombers! People or things in the background that ruin or enhance pictures. I love this stuff.

More Photobomber Pictures Here

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They say people get better with age. Elizabeth Hurley is certainly proving that. She definitely isn’t shy about showing off her cleavage. Seems like she likes to show off her proud pair every moment she gets. Like my mom use to say- if you got it, flaunt it. Ewwww mom!

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Remember Ali Landry? You may know her from her superhero name the Doritos Girl. Here she is on the cover of Fit Magazine. I don’t know what to make of these pictures. She still looks great, but it also looks as if she’s eaten one too many Cool Ranch Doritos chips. I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed. At her size I couldn’t even if I wanted to. I kid because I care.

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Is Britney Spears On The Comeback Trail? [on 205th]

Randy Moss Hangs With His Favorite Tight End [Don Chavez]

Police Dog Takes A Bite At Football Thug [Bright Black Internet]

Jordan Topless in Cannes [Attuworld]

The Hottest Girlfriends of Boston No-Hit Pitchers [Busted Coverage]

MySpace Hottie Kelly Princeton [Sqwable]

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Hayden Panettiere is my kind of girl. She’s extremely cute, loves sports, and seems to like to put her mouth on dirty things. I mean really, does she have any idea how dirty The Stanley Cup is? All the thousands of people that have touched, drank out of, and had sex with that Cup? Hayden better hope she’s a real Hero or she might get an STD on her tongue.

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